last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
- 2011 me: Why aren’t you using punctuation? Are you uneducated? You type like a crude toddler.
- 2013 me: dude shu t the fuck up i dont care
personally i don’t understand any animosity between hufflepuffs and slytherins because they both share the trait of being unconditionally loyal to their friends. just so happens that the former will stay up all night helping their friends study for an exam and the latter will procure their friends a copy of the answers
this is the most real shit I’ve ever seen