random madness for those who still have legs

"I am going to be a musician. No seriously guys! I am!" apparently a quote by me.

I’m only a young girl, new to the ways of war, but perhaps a seasoned captain like yourself can explain to me how you propose to defeat us?

(Source: aryastarks, via senji--kiyomasa)

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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(via sarahsmilesdoesntcare)

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

(via lol-biscuit)

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

sweaters that are several sizes too big image

wearing sweaters that are several sizes too big image

whacking people in the face with the sleeves image

(Source: jaclcfrost, via surakitty)

fuckingrapeculture:

psdo:

ironelk:

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

A+

mind blown

(via wizardwaffles)